My child has been keeping me really busy lately so I haven’t been able to build up a stock of nursing posts. However, I’ve got some in the works so next week should be back to normal. For now, here are some haikus about how much I dislike pump bras.

Your fit really sucks
You are not comfortable
Stay off my body

I look down at you
Covered with milky spot stains
Please don’t smell bad too

Who designed your fit
Likely was not a woman
Can’t we do better

Bought name brand pump bra
Yes it was expensive
What was all the hype

Placing into box
Sending to greener pastures
I do not miss you